Do you worry that the pizza delivery guy messes with your food?

My pizza delivery guy is always grinning like he's up to something! He freaks me out.



Dunno, maybe he sneezes on my pizza!Do you worry that the pizza delivery guy messes with your food?
I always feel like he's picked his nose and sprinkled it on my pizza, or like he's scratched his balls and touched the pizza, or like he's picked a peperoni off lmao.Do you worry that the pizza delivery guy messes with your food?
i always do.

and then i wonder who made the pizza.

did they have a beard?

what if their hair fell into my pizza?

i dont wanna be eating pizza with hair in it!!

do they even wear hair nets?

then i think about if they washed their hands.

did they just take the biggest poop in their life and didn't wash their hands?

and my mind keeps rambling on and on.



and then i think

who gives a crap, im hungry.
Nope! I got a pizza restaurant just a stone's throw away from where I live and you can watch them while they prepare and bake it the traditional way.Do you worry that the pizza delivery guy messes with your food?
That's it, i'm going to swab all my delivery guys from now on:(
I do a body cavity search before SHE goes.Do you worry that the pizza delivery guy messes with your food?
They only do that if your rude to them
No, I tip them well.