I think the delivery person took a dump in my food?

Well when my pizza arrived, I got mushrooms thank you very much, there was a brown solid-liquidish thing in the center. My friend said it smelled really bad, which it did, and he told me not to eat it. So I did, and I felt really sick, got diahreea and started to vomit. Do you think the delivery person took a feesees in my food?I think the delivery person took a dump in my food?
Save a sample and call you local health department in the morning. They'll want to have a lab test done.I think the delivery person took a dump in my food?
Save the pizza and take it back to the restaurant's manager. Tell them what you suspect and get your money back. It's up to the manager to investigate.
uhhhh Yeah maybe hahahahahah why on earth would you eat it? go into the place and complain, or wait for the guy to get off work and kick his *** (if you remember what he looked like)I think the delivery person took a dump in my food?
Ring the store and ask for an explanation, and if you aren't satisfied ring the Health Department.



Thet are serious allegations to make so check out your facts thoroughly.
Yummy turd and mushroom pizza. Have you really never heard of that being done? My friend used to do that alot. Turds, boogers, snot, sneeze, dandruff, etc.....I think the delivery person took a dump in my food?
from the sound of it yes.

call the pizza place and tell

them, who knows you could

win a law suit against the company

and make alot of cash
ewww omg yesss!

was it dominos?!?!?!?!?
I'm sorry, I'll answer your question after I stop laughing.



...This may take a while, I'm geeking out pretty hard here. Rarely have I ever smoked enough weed to be thinking something like this is funny.
taking a dump on someones food is not just a prank....its a serious crime with serious jail time...this incident should have been reported to the police
Hahaha!

That's wonderful!

You have made my life just that much brighter. :D

Thank your pizza guy for the best story I have ever read.
Yeah, probably feesees.
You totally ate poo. Call and complain and threaten to sue.
Tastes better than anchovies.
It was chocolate... Chocolate feesees
Thats well suss.

Its possible.







also. why would you eat something that looks like that

=/
probably
Why did you eat it? Are you on drugs?
ewe that ****** up why would u still eat it if it smelled and looked weird ...didn't u taste something funny?
Omg..maybeee. Go to the doctor asap.
take it to the place and take photos thats gross report them
Hahaa.!! He might havve LOL this seems GAY who would put this on Yahoo!? Lol YHU!! HAA. ~~Cayluv(:
Oh gosh. That is disgusting!!! why on earth did you eat it?
yes
omg ur sick what kind of person eats sh**
yes - ew and you ate it - your nasty - go to the hospital!