How do I know that the chinese food delivery man is not a karate hitman sent to interrogate me?

Quick, He's at the door now!How do I know that the chinese food delivery man is not a karate hitman sent to interrogate me?
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HAHAHAHA what? LOL ummm ask him the stores policy on birthday parties on sundays and if he dosnt know, dont answer the door!!!
Hahahahahaha made my day man.How do I know that the chinese food delivery man is not a karate hitman sent to interrogate me?
If he hasnt got any food.......RUN !!
Stop being paranoid, it's gonna be ok.How do I know that the chinese food delivery man is not a karate hitman sent to interrogate me?
good luck he his going to kick your ***

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